I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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