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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
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