Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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