Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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