you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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