You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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