I don't think brook has ever known best
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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