Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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