Porn is love you can see.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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