so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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