how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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