I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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