You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
he laminated a picture of his dick.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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