can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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