; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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