Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
