I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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