woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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