on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
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