i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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