There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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