I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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