I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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