I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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