I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
