Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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