The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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