what if I'm pregnant?
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i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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