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let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
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