no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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