Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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