is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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