and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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