What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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