everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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