I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
this boner is exhausting
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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