i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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