let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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