He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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