just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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