I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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