We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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