Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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