She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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