On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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