And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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