But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Randomize
