I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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