This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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