i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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