I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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