So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Bring me that man meat
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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