Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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